Just Die Already-CODEX

Description:
Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator.

You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren’t having any children. There isn’t anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you – just like all other old people in this world – have no other choice but to survive on your own.

How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?

To make things worse, you’ve just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care.

So with society wishing you dead, isn’t it finally time to live a little?

KEY FEATURES

• BE OLD, BE BOLD

  You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the world: the dream you didn’t know you had until now. Finally, you have found something in common with your grandparents.

• BREAK A LEG… BREAK A NECK

  Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and you can break your everything.

• DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME

  Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it?

• ONE MISSION: RETIRE!

  Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end…
  

• SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER

  Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends’ limbs off!

• BE OLD. TWICE

  You get to be an old person. So good we said it twice.

• LIMITLESS INTERACTION

  Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes they all can be used to hurt and maim.

• EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER

  Wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age – some will laugh and clap at others getting hurt while others will run away in terror.

• THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU

  The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky experimentation to truly see it all.

• OLD. PERSON.

  Okay that’s the last time we promise.

• FREE POST-LAUNCH PVP MODES – COMING THIS JUNE

  Give the boomers what they deserve by having them fight for their lives! Compete against your other old friends with this new free Player Versus Player update.

  Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes and start ripping each other’s limbs off.
  Brace yourself up to your nipples in your old man pants, this Old Vs Old mayhem competition is ON!

PC REQUIREMENTS:
Minimum:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
• OS: Windows 8 or higher
• Processor: Intel Core i5 3470 @ 2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300
• Memory: 8 GB RAM
• Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 750 Ti / AMD Radeon R7 260X
• DirectX: Version 11
• Network: Broadband Internet connection
• Storage: 2.5 GB available space
• Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device
• Additional Notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation

Recommended:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
• OS: Windows 10
• Processor: Intel Core i5 9400f @2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300
• Memory: 8 GB RAM
• Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 760 / AMD Radeon R9 270X
• DirectX: Version 11
• Network: Broadband Internet connection
• Storage: 2.5 GB available space
• Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device
• Additional Notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation

MAC REQUIREMENTS:
Minimum:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Recommended:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

LINUX REQUIREMENTS:
Minimum:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Recommended:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

                      C O D E X             
                       P R E S E N T S             
                       Just Die Already (c) Curve Digital                       
         Release Date :  05/2021              Protection : Steam                         
         Discs        :  1                    Genre      : Adventure                     
      Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox  game  created  by
      the designers of Goat Simulator. You are an old retired person in a
      near future where  people arent  having any  children.  There  isnt
      anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful  millennials who
      prefer playing video games instead of doing actual  work.  With  no
      one to cover your  living costs,  you -  just like  all  other  old
      people in this world - have no other choice but to survive  on your
      own.
      For more info go to : http://store.steampowered.com/app/979070/
      - Extract 
      - Burn or mount the .iso
      - Run setup.exe and install
      - Copy crack from CODEX dir to installdir
      - Play
      General Notes:
      - Block the game's exe in your firewall to prevent the game from 
        trying to go online ..
      - If you install games to your systemdrive, it may be necessary
        to run this game with admin privileges instead
      - Only SiMPLEX is allowed to use our isos for 0day releases.
                        CODEX is currently looking for
                     nothing but competition!        
                Greetings to STEAMPUNKS & CPY   
                                LNK^CPS 
                                  02/2015 

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